Originally Posted by lilmisssunshine
Originally Posted by aquinas
At Mass today:

Priest: "...and my soul shall be healed."

DS2.5 (with a mischievous gleam in his eye): And my sole shall be heeled? Does he mean like the back of your foot?

Good thing we'd talked about homonyms a few days ago! Cue a discussion about the soul and spiritual healing.

As a young child, I always wondered why we never went sewing with the priest:

Priest: May the peace of the Lord be with you all
Everyone: And I'll sew with you.


Adorable lilmissunshine!

My dad says he always thought, "Herald be thy name" was actually, "Harold be thy name." He said his parents finally caught on one day when they asked him who Jesus' father was, and he said Harold matter-of-factly.

What is to give light must endure burning.