So when you have a high school senior, they get a LOT of e-mails from colleges.

This, today, from UPenn:


86% of students have an internship to compliment their studies while enrolled at Penn.

Yeah, well, nothing like a major usage faux pas to draw the applications from the 'best and brightest' eh?

DD remarks:

Who would my internship say all these nice things to, anyway? Is this like complimentary hotel chocolates? 'oh, you don't look fat! Eat me!'


Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.