Originally Posted by aquinas
At Mass today:

Priest: "...and my soul shall be healed."

DS2.5 (with a mischievous gleam in his eye): And my sole shall be heeled? Does he mean like the back of your foot?

Good thing we'd talked about homonyms a few days ago! Cue a discussion about the soul and spiritual healing.

As a young child, I always wondered why we never went sewing with the priest:

Priest: May the peace of the Lord be with you all
Everyone: And I'll sew with you.