The English language has gone rogue, and must be bent to DD10's will.

She was updating me on her progress in "Divergent," which she restarted the night before:

DD: I'm at the part where they're having dinner the day after the appitude test.

Me: Hehehe... "appitude."

DD: Well, that's how you say it!

Me: Hey, don't give me no appitude.

DD: Wait, is it... (flip-flip-flip)... aptitude?

Me: Yep.

DD: THAT SOUNDS SO STUPID!!