My response would have been a wink and a response:

"Pretty clear why it's called butt-floss, huh?" grin

My DD, then newly 5, announced to the ENTIRE quilt store;

"Today is my mom's birthday!!" (Which is why I was there-- to use a 20% off on my birthday coupon, being no fool)

This all would have been quite adorable if she hadn't followed up with...

"Do you know how OLD SHE IS?? She is OLD. She's THIRTY-FIVE!!!"

For those unfamiliar with quilt shops, this had EVERYONE else in the store rolling on the floor, as I was the youngest person in there (barring DD of course) by at least two decades.

Still-- blush

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.