I was cajoling my DD14 into a trip to Costco this morning-- by luring her with a "surprise" for her and her dad.

{avidly} Is it an ACCORDION??

No, of course not. It's Costco. It would have to be a PALLET of accordions!!

{there was a pause in which she developed a look of wonder}

I wish that I were Shiva or Vishnu-- I could play all of them at once! Can you just imagine how AWESOME that would be?? I'll bet that Liszt wished that he was Shiva, too.

Me: It's not an accordion.

Oh. Nevermind then.

crazy Yes, yes, I know that she was punking me. It's what she does. LOL.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.