This may not fly here, but DS has been spying on my board activity and has come up with the following spoof:

"I believe my gifted dog may have trouble distinguishing between (the colors, not the numbers) red and blue. I've already tried contacting X but he's somewhat unresponsive, and lives in X so that's a really long drive. Can anyone recommend a good dog psychotherapist, within about 127 miles round trip, because that's how much gas I have left in my car?"

He had more. This one is the least obnoxious.


Last edited by eco21268; 05/22/16 05:51 PM.