Given what's going around here lately, I think this thread needs to make a comeback.

I'll go first.

DD6: I have invented a new language.
Me: Really? How does it go? Is it hard?
DD6: Oh, no, it is really easy since it's totally random.
Me: Then I can learn it too.
DD6: No, it cannot be your randomness. It has to be mine.
Me: What?
DD6: You know, organized chaos and method to madness and all that.
Me: What?
DD6: Oh Mommy, you know I love you so very much.