DS4, true to our Canadian heritage, is composing his version of Bob and Doug McKenzie's parody of the 12 days of Christmas.

"On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Three angry Darth Vaders,
Two frozen anuses,
And a beer."

Well, apparently our taste in gifts diverges. Dramatically. I'll keep this on file for his future spouse's reference.

What is to give light must endure burning.