Reminds me of when my then-tiny DD announced loudly to EVERYONE in the quilt store "It's my mom's birthday today!! DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD SHE IS??" And then, with obvious astonishment and wide eyes-- she TOLD them.

blush Of course, it was a lot funnier because I was by far the youngest woman IN the quilt shop, at just 35.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.