Can I just goggle in admiration at this feat of verbal navigation for a moment? Let us appreciate:

Originally Posted by Jon. Of course!
Tiger Children are all hammering at the Ivy League where they all get to compete with each other in some sort of insane perfectionistic Adderall arms race to nervous breakdown land.

You just won the Science Olympiad, Jimmy! What are you going to do now??

:cue cheesy grin at the camera, and a big thumbs up from Jimmy:

I'm going to Nervous Breakdown Land!


Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.