I hunted around and couldn't find an "Ultimate Irony Thread," so I'm tossing this here.

My son, the speller of all spellers (at least in his little universe) has run into a mental block with one word recently.

He made this cute little sign for his desk:
"Genuis at Work!"

I'm still laughing. He even doubted me when I called him on it. So I made him look it up in the dictionary. Poor guy.
That'll be going into his "permanent record" at home, and will likely haunt him for years & years & years to come.
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house. - Fran Lebowitz