Oh, I don't even bother to sneak...I just take my children's books whenever they're out of their hands. And I am not above: "Don't you have schoolwork to do?" And then curling up with the target book.

We do have a strict rule on books received as personal gifts, though. Until the recipient has finished the book, no one else is allowed to poach it.

...pronounced like the long vowel and first letter of the alphabet...