It has been WAY long since I've added, but two quick ones come to mind.

She's 5.

Tonight she saw a dirt mountainous road in a movie and said "That road is treacherous!"

Earlier in the week she argued for additional cookies; she is permitted 2 of these day, and had already eaten them. Her line of thinking?

I can have tomorrow's cookies because it's already tomorrow somewhere else, and yesterday me would not get mad.

Or something like that. It was yet another wahhht?? Stop, kid... just... ahhhhh.