Was just reminded of a funny one (this is for the Carrie Underwood fans)

DS was 7 and we were trying to impress upon him that swearing is rude. He had a frustrating moment, and thinking he was alone, said:


...then he looks up, sees me, and continues:

"take the wheee-eeel... take it from my haaaand... 'cause I can't do this on my own."