This am DS4 was on a roll with random jokes:

1. DS is gently pounding a rhythm on me. I say, "Why are you pounding on me like that?"
DS: "I'm playing the momgos".

2. DS: "What's the freest bird in New York City?"
Me: "What?"
DS: The statue of lil'birdie.

3. DS: "What does a blue jay who's scared of falling do?"
Me: "What?"
DS: He ties a budgie to himself so if he falls he'll fly back up.

Edited by Polly (03/08/12 03:53 PM)
Edit Reason: sp