Once again, not exactly a brag, but it made me laugh a LOT.

We were going through the third grade STAR test pretest (state mandated stupidity) and got to a section about Tables of Contents and Indexes. There was something called a "clue" on the page explaining what the two things were (isn't that what they are testing?!? The kids' knowledge of what they are???). At this point Wolf(7) dropped his head onto the test (a pile of paper as big as his seventh grade science book) then looked up at me, eyes wide in disbelief saying, "I knew that in PRESCHOOL!!!"