More funny than braggy:

DS2 woke up in the middle of my history class(long story about babysitters skipped), announced loudly that "there's a lot of planets outside," and went back to sleep.

The prof said "yes, indeed" and went back to teaching dead languages.

-Mich
(Can we have a "funny stories I just can't tell everyone" thread, most of mine aren't really brags, just cute kid stories with one wierd element that makes them a bit less tellable.)
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DS1: Hon, you already finished your homework
DS2: Quit it with the protesting already!