Oh, and we also know a pageant winner who is just an all-around great kid-- whose parents also refuse to cheat their way to their DD's success. We're REALLY happy for her that she's got that scholarship $. She truly deserves it. No, she's not an academic all-star. She's not a future Olympian, and she's probably not a Miss America contestant either. But she's a good kid, and she'll have an opportunity her family COULDN'T have given her otherwise.




Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.