Did you know that "paying for jails" is one of the key functions of the judicial system?

Also, did you know that one can read a sentence in isolation and categorically decide whether it needs a period or an exclamation point? DH and I were cracking each other up coming up with scenarios in which ALL the sentences that "needed" a period (eg, "It's the one on the left") could need an exclamation point.

"It's the one on the LEFT! No, NO! NOT the one on the right! THE BUTTON ON THE RIGHT WILL START A THERMONUCLEAR WAR!!"