High school class (career exploration, a graduation requirement) asks:

How do you want to live?


DD's every-snarky answer....

Like Charlie Sheen, I think.

smirk 'Atta girl.

She clarifies... You know I'm joking, right? I don't think that I have the STAMINA to pound drugs and alcohol like that... and I think it would be off-putting for the kinds of friends I'd like to have...


Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.