Jon, this is why our plan involves spending it all on imported mineral water and cheeses (we aren't much for drinking), hoarding related to our many hobbies (since loose women also don't interest us), and musical instruments and lessons for ourselves.



That way there IS no "asset pool" to draw from. Ta Da!

I suppose that Italian sports cars or the purchase of a run-down historic home would also accomplish the same goals. But we don't really have the necessary interest, I fear. If only there were something more than me not working that were feasible regarding our unfortunately high household income... {sigh}

Oh, and about retirement. Well, I've talked about that plan elsewhere.

I'll just have to swear you all to secrecy when the FBI most-wanted posters start cropping up with monkeys on them.

grin


Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.