On the morning show they announced a thirteenth zodiac sign and a re-assignment for the rest of us. Now 'm supposed to be a pices? I don't like it. It's weepy and sensitive and takes on other peoples problems and never turns anyone away. No, no, no! I'm an Aries. Stubborn and spoiled and first in the Zodiac. I can't be a pieces. I don't even know what that is. Ooh. What about all the people that have Tatoos of their own sign or their family's signs?

Youth lives by personality, age lives by calculation. -- Aristotle on a calendar