I notice that he didn't answer your Very Important Question, either. wink
Given my location, I could probably waste it on Morels. It may be problematic finding loose ones associated exclusively with men, however. Locally, cultivated seems to be the norm. There is a nice lesbian couple that has a mushroom farm, though... perhaps they would be WOMEN of loose morels?

I would probably just skip right to wasting my inheritance on alpacas and fiber festivals, though I hear that there are mighty fine pinots to be had around here, too.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.