Speaking of offensive, are there any gifted child jokes floating around, like How many gifted children does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I would say the answer is something like this:
"It depends! Is it a lamp or a chandelier or a recessed tracklight or something else?? How high is the fixture? It it inside or outside? How old and tall are the kid(s)? Do you need a ladder to get to it? Will the old lightbulb still be there? Someone might need to take care of the old bulb. Do you need to recycle it or can you just throw it in a bin? Will it be hot? Do we need gloves? Hey, is the new bulb a special halogen bulb that you can't touch with your bare hands? We might need more gloves. Wait. What about...?"
