My DS5 is (brutally) honest when people ask him questions.

He keeps getting the, "So how is 2nd grade going?" question. Is it curiosity? Fishing for dirt? I don't know, but I had to stifle a laugh when he said it was going ok and the lady said, "So, they're keeping you busy then." He replied, "Actually, it's kind of easy." She looked surprised and then said that it would get harder in January. DS said, "January!?" in an exasperated voice. crazy