My roommate in college ended up becoming a Catholic priest. However, he ended up running off with the church secretary and was kicked out.

I've considered becoming a Catholic priest. I would first become a Lutheran minister and then convert. Since I was converting into the church, I could keep my wife. Ergo, I would become a married Catholic priest with children.

The key to becoming a married Catholic priest is to make sure that you weren't baptized as a Catholic.