Well, the mind-boggling part to me is that they... don't... seem to think that which student is #1, #2, or something else entirely... even... matters at commencement to begin with. Well-- not enough to worry about figuring it out, anyway.

Yeah. So "honoring" graduates was done using the previous semester's GPA and ranking (in December). Who cares if that is actually correct, anyway??

"The System" doesn't report final rank until some weeks later, evidently.

The fact that nobody we communicated with seemed to find this the least bit strange is BEYOND bizarre to me.




Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.