LOL! Where is the like button??
It sounds like me. My college freshman English Comp final paper "Why I Hate Your Class". I was 16, and I got an "A". smile
But seriously, I am having to teach my dd to "lie" also and give the teacher what she wants. They are currently reading "To Kill A Mockingbird". What she really wants to say is that she read this book (and most of the other books they have done this year) about four years ago. Sigh.