Here's some advice that I just came up with in the last five seconds.

I'm drawing on my experience with arguing with Walter Dellinger about free speech in law school here - so I can no longer say law school has no practical application.

When asked to write something *never* write anything critical or negative.

Write about flowers, rainbows, and economic recovery.

Use optimistic words of happiness, joy, and tell them how much you love the stories, and how much you love school, and how the teacher is a snappy dresser and looks like she is 25.

You get the point.