I think I'd have been rolling my eyes about point four, as well.

I'm pretty sure that it wasn't you rolling your eyes, and that it was at points one, two, and most particularly three, but I'm glad that it wasn't a total loss, even if you didn't get what you went for. At least you didn't get the dubious pleasure of doing it all with your DD looking on.


Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.