I think I posted this before, but in case I hadn't, here it is:

When my dd was 5 1/2 I enrolled her in Kinder. She attended for less than a week. On the fourth or fifth day she very seriously informed me that if I made her go she would "scream as lound and as long as it took for them to call me and ask me to take her back"

She never had to go to K again...