I have to agree with the raising little lawyers comment.....my DS6 could talk his way out of anything. The other day he was running around the house and we had some music on in the background...he banged into a chair and started bumping it around and banged it into the wall. My husband said to stop banging the chair into the wall. My son's response was that the chair was dancing. My husband responded that chairs don't dance into walls and son's response so matter-of-factly was "duh daddy, this chair obviously doesn't have any eyes, so it can't see the wall." I mean how can you argue with that?