Just a funny aside. DD had a problem tonight in pre-algebra which showed a graph with "height above ground" on the Y-axis and "time" on the x-axis. The graph looked like a U or V with a flat bottom. The problem says to "write a possible situation for each graph."
DD wrote a situation all right. I've never seen her write that much in one sitting. And once again, it had to do with sudden death.
"A girl is skydiving but she messed up and fell to her DOOM!!! (And Dies). She just lied there dead for a few hours then they put her in a coffin and rolled the coffin up a hill and buried her in the skydiving graveyard of skydivers.
P.S. Her gravestone looked like this. (insert drawing of RIP tombstone "skydiver girl who had died when skydiving"). And her dead head looked like this: (insert drawing of dead zombie girl head.)." Lovely.
