My kids used to hide my car keys from me.
When he was 1, my eldest (now 13) flushed my keys. Of course, I didn't know what had happened to them. Then one day when he was 2, my neighbor rang our bell and had a very odd look on her face when I answered the door. She asked "if I'd lost some keys." Turned out they made their way to her pipes and eventually blocked them. Oh. That's why the Roto-Rooter truck has been outside all morning.
We're remodeling our kitchen, and the workers found my other lost car keys about a month ago in the back of the tea towel cabinet. They had been gone for ~7 years this time. I suspect my daughter (now 9).
These days, they just take my office supplies and hide them. Has anyone seen my scissors?
