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his 2nd grade teacher filled out a behavioral survey and was "very concerned" that his fingernails weren't clipped.

I actually do worry about things like this sometimes. We aren't very appearance-focused in our house (as in, the occasional rundown shoe, crazy hair day, and unclipped nail doth not offend too much) and sometimes I really have to focus hard on the children and make sure they look steretypically "well-kept," just so that doesn't count against them.