What can you say at the end of the day
When your toddler argues against using the potty?
If you are old enough to argue with me
Then you know enough to use the potty to pee
Not on my floor even if it is your body.�

Is it pride or a pain when your toddler again�
Has turned the tv to cartoons?
While it shows that he's able�
You paid for the cable
And you're already watching the news.

And wait till the day they look up and say,
"No mom, I want a real one. Mine's not good."
Are you proud that he sees clearly for such a small boy?
Maybe a little, but at the same time
Kids should be satisfied with just toys.
(But baby, the other kids are.)



He's past toddler into pre-school age, but this is the best I could do spur of the moment. �


Youth lives by personality, age lives by calculation. -- Aristotle on a calendar