DD4: "Mom, how does the baby get in your stomach
Me: "When the mommy and the daddy get married, then the baby gets in the tummy.
DD4: "yeah, but how did the baby GET in the tummy?"
Me: "I'll tell you later."
IN THE GROCERY STORE....
DD4: "Mom, how does the baby get in the tummy?"
Me: "I'll tell you later."
AT THE PLAYGROUND....
(same as above)
AT CHURCH......
(same as above)
IN FRONT OF TEACHER.....
(same as above)
AT SUNDAY NIGHT DINNER.....
DD4: "Okay, now, MOM....HOW DOES THE BABY GET IN THE TUMMY?!?!?!?!
I look at DH
DD6: (piping in with a very serious face) "Yeah mom, I mean, I know the seed is in the man's penis, but how did dad's seed get into you......Did he pee on you?"
DH sprays milk all over the table laughing so hard!!
DD's are now 5 and 7 and still like to put us on the spot!!
