LOL- Love this thread- very cute stories-
Here's my contribution:

We are in the beginning stages of potty training DS23 mos. We went to the farmer's market Friday where he was observing a horse doing its business...
DS: (LOUDLY) "Well done, horsie!! Good job!!"
Passersby laughing loudly...

Then DS23 mos had the audacity to blame his gaseous emissions on ME!! He made some little noises, then said, " What was THAT?! Mama's gassy"

Kind of stunned me that he's already starting to tease me- ah the fun of toddler humor when potty training!