We were trying very hard the other night to get dd3 to behave at the table, asking her to not grab food right off the main platter with her hands, stay in her seat, etc. Finally after much back and forth, she says 'I am not going to be-very-have! I am not going to be-ANY-have at all!!'
I just died laughing, dh was not so amused because dd was definitely not being-any-kind-of-have...