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"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy". Spike Milligan
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"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." Les Dawson
These made me smile!
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I got a big kick out of "Between the Loins" myself!  Maybe a pair of Loons can be the symbol? Then you can say, "Its between the Loons!"
Last edited by Austin; 02/02/09 09:38 AM.
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I can't remember where I read this one, but it always stuck with me....
I wish I was as fat as I used to think I was. OMG. Too funny. I can't remember the author (but I can picture his cartoon work), but I do love this one: "Appreciate me now: avoid the rush."
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"Whether you believe you can, or believe you can't, you're right"
Can't remember who said it....
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Ability doesn't make us, Choices do!
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When you are advocating, remember this:
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"If I want my children to work hard, I better be the hardest working person they've ever met. If I want the children to be nice, I better be the kindest human being they ever met."
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One that made me chuckle...
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx
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LOL! I like that one a lot!
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�It is a strange trade that of advocacy. Your intellect, your highest heavenly gift is hung up in the shop window like a loaded pistol for sale.�
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