DH and I were explaining to DS5 at dinner that they will give him some tests to see what he can do when he starts kindergarten.

DS: So you mean, to see if I can read, of course. And math. Like, they might ask me...two plus two? No, they wouldn't ask me that. That's way too easy. Two TIMES two? No, that's too easy, too. I know! They'll probably ask me nine times nine! Nine times nine is 81.

DD9: Mama? Why do you and Dada both have that look on your face?