That's funny ACS. That is exactly how I felt about my dd's tantrums when she was little (they only happened about every six months but they could last over one hour).
One of my favorites -
dd: in her room screaming to the top of her lungs "I don't want anything you ever bought for me" (starts getting off her clothes because she doesn't want anything I got for her to "touch her"). I leave her in her room and go about my activities. After about half an hour I go check on her. She is completely nude and completely destroying her room (books on the floor, toys all over - you get the picture). I quietly leave the room. About twenty minutes later she comes out (dressed), gives me a hug, apologizes and says "I guess I better go clean my room".
She has outgrown those outburst, but they sure were interesting while they lasted.
