Me four!

Recently my brother, a confirmed batchelor came to stay and
had a nasty shock when ds talked back, argued and negotiated his point of view incessantly. Finally in exasperation he turned to ds who was in mid rant and said, "one adult, one vote. Zip it!"

I have now adopted this. Makes me feel better anyway.

I often ask ds when he in the midst of some emotional outburst,
"When you get your Oscar, can I sit in the front row?"