I personally am a huge fan of the term "Froot Loop" to describe my child (lovingly) under similar circumstances, but "dork" works pretty well here too. Let's just say that I've seen similar things from her. Oy. The baby-oiling-of-the-cat-and-then-attempting-to-hide-the-evidence-with-a-kitty-bath incident. {cringe}
I tend to use "klutz" for physical clumsiness, and "ditz" for mental out-to-lunch-ness.
I remember walking in on DD when she was 3, to find the 4-foot-tall teddy bear on the changing pad. She was holding his feet in the air with one hand and using the other to uncap the Vaseline.
I'm glad I wasn't 30 seconds later, when the cleanup job would have been much more involved.
