Wikipedia doesn't offer a citation for this coarse quotation, so I don't know how accurate it is, but I love this passage:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Mozart, who apparently completed his musical compositions in his head and simply wrote them down when they were completed, is supposed to have often said while drinking and conversing with friends, "I write music as a sow p!sses."

How witty...How droll...not! Typical Mozart, no? laugh

Kriston