DS was 9lbs 5 oz. at full term. I remember that last 6 weeks, I was in constant pain around my middle and when I described to to my doctor, he said, "Oh, yeah, that searing pain. That's your skin pulling loose from you ribs." I chugged a lot of Tylenol after that just to be able to sleep. And when I got a cold and coughed I would simultaneously pee my pants and throw up because there was not enough room for everything that was going on. I have never been great at sharing in general and I took even less pleasure in sharing my abdomen.

Did I mention I only have the one kid?