Since this thread has already left the reservation, I'd just like everyone to know that I just got a baby coffee pot that only makes four cups of coffee at a time.
I had no idea that they made baby coffee pots like this!
Well, I knew that there were Keurig (or whatever) coffee pots, but they're just designed to sell overpriced coffee.
If I were a girl, I would decorate it with pink flowers and ribbons.
We have one of those-- and it's a lovely shade of turquoise (which, being a girl, I totally appreciate).
Seriously, I think they market them this time of year especially for college kids. Possibly color-blind ones, judging by the Barbie Pink and Lurid Violet ones which sat on the shelf next to mine.