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LOL! Here are a few to get you through lunchtime until you get to the library for a joke book . . .

Q: What Egyptian queen liked spaghetti?
A: Cleopasta

Q: What one-horned animal asks questions?
A: A why-nocerous

Q: What do you call an overactive snake?
A: A hyper viper

Q: How did the lamb go into outer space?
A: On a rocket sheep

These are all from the book: "The Silliest Joke Book Ever" by Victoria Hartman. We just got it from the library. (I don't love it though- a lot of the jokes are hard for my DS to understand because of weird,jargon-y plays on words.)

Why thank you! DS will especially love the why-nocerous joke. And you put them in such a lovely format, I can just print and cut them out. And you reminded me that we do have a pun and joke book somewhere about. I'll go on a search.

This is too funny. Yday DS7 told this one and DD3 just rolled laughing the whole way home repeating it over and over...

Knock knock
Who's there
Cow
Cow who?
No Owls who Cows moo.

And...
Why do the birds fly south for the winter?


Because it is too far to walk.

And...
Why did the chicken cross the playground?


To get to the other slide.

Ha ha ha! Love 'em all! Plus maybe these will add a little diversity into our current comedic repertoire . . . (The same knock knock jokes get REALLY old!)