Yikes! But, Val, you have to make it into a funny song/story/poem!
!
Oh, when teacher, she called,
The kid was a-cryin'
Said teacher appalled,
"A chair went a-flyin.'"
"Coming," I yipped while he bawled,
"I'll drive fast --- See? I'm a-tryin'!
Got there too late
DS melted down.
"I hate! I hate!"
He howled with a frown.
Teacher, she state,
"He just won't sit down."
So it was home, home, we went
To talk one-on-one.
DS flopped down, and boy, did he vent
"My school is no fun!"
Came his sorry lament.
And then, to us, in the mail came a letter.
Official it was, quite stern was its tone.
And if one letter's good, two can be better.
"For field trip," school said. "One word:
cha-per-one.
To the beach we'll go, so do bring a sweater
Or maybe instead, you can both stay at home."
Val!